HNY!

Happy New Year!

So, what's your resolution? Think about it if you don't know.
Take the following as an example.(I found them on the the web.)

1. I will not cancel my membership at the gym. As soon as I remember how to get there, I'll go every single day.
2. I will stop using my treadmill as an extra closet (oooh, so that's where that blouse went!) and use it for the purpose for which it was designed, as soon as I remember what that is....
3. I will find those dumbbells I bought last year (maybe they're under the closet...er...treadmill) and use them for more than paperweights.
4. I will not sneer at the aerobics instructor and his or her ultra-perky voice and fat-less body. Rather I will use him or her as motivation.
5. I will get up every morning to exercise instead of waiting until after work when I inevitably will find a reason not to go to the gym.
6. I will not eat any more sweets at work, no matter who's birthday is or how good that chocolate cake looks. In fact, I'm never eating sweets again!
7. I will cook healthy meals every night and calculate my calories so I know exactly what I'm eating. I will begin using tofu and making my own rice.
8. I will do a hundred crunches a day...no, TWO hundred!
9. I will stop consumption of all alcoholic beverages...as soon as I finish this beer.
10. I will strengthen my relationships by getting my friends/family to exercise with me (as soon as they stop laughing.)

See! It could be anything. I just want to know how long #6 and #8 will survive! I also found this great comic from "Non Sequitur." Check it out below.

(If you can't read it, it says: "Don't mess with perfesion")

Well you're probably wondering what my resolution is. Well, it's to put more effort into the things I love. So Happy New Year everyone! The old grump has his final rest in his grave; the baby of life anew has come.